Hmm, pretty shitty season so far, gonna be hard to stop the rain…
Divine Gate – The rain, washes away mai tears. Rain more, rain harder. I love the rain. Rain. Fuck this show, lolol. So we got some blonde faggot walking around in the rain, saying some try hard poem or haiku about his life and his struggles trying to sound deep and shit, so fail and laughable. I dunno, some shit happens and people are fighting inside a train ruining shit, 2 people show up to fight some troublemaker; they have power, guy has fire, girl has wind power. Poem rain man also on train, ends up saving the day. Too emo. Rain man then explains some shit about this Divine Gate, basically dbz if you do something your wishes will be granted or some shit like that and that he doesn’t want to go after it, whatever. Some more world building and the likes ensues. Basically, guess I have to fight some shit to get the rain to stop, I dunno, whatever. There are other characters other than the main 3 but the entire show feels so depressing and sad, like more than half of the episode it is raining. Ok, I get it guys, the main guy had a hard life with being abandon and all but shit, you don’t have to make it rain all the time. Poor designs, decent animation, boring ugly character designs, forgettable unclear concept/world. One of the worst this season so far.
Phantasy Star Online 2 The Animation – Gotta go fast, or something along those lines, this is basically a not so clever attempt at making Sega’s popular online rpg into an anime with the results being far less than decent. So we got main guy, he’s going to new school; Seiga Academy, walking and derping around; everyone playing some videogame, obviously PSO2 no shit. Zoom out, see sonic the hedgehog in the landscape, made out of hedges, dumb. Some stupid shit happens and he ends up joining student council for some reason, doesn’t matter; student president is like your in but as long as you start playing PSO2, mandatory. Guy is like, why, girl is like just do it; everyone plays it, you have to observe the lifestyles of students and some other bullshit excuse. Later that night, main guy goes into game, makes his character random gen, but in the end still looks like himself, faggot. Goes there noob bullshit, meets pro mech armor space knight, helps him out and shit, fight some tough stuff, clap, clap, oh wow, you good at game. End game, zoom to real life players; space knight is student council president girl, wow wow, what a surprise, not really. I give this show some points for not doing the usual, the game is real life bullshit but actually take it as well, a game but ya, still shit. Ugly ass character designs, bad in-game designs, bad flow, pacing, nice try concept but in the end Sega legacy of shitting own their own IP continues.
Bubuki Burank – This is a full 3d show which looks pretty good, getting closer and closer to almost matching the aesthetics of traditional hand drawn animation but it still is lacking in the most important thing; animation, which is still a bit awkward and rigid looking, better but still needs work. Story is something along the lines of; yo my mama is a witch, we lived in a asteroid that orbited around space and she had powers to control some mech robot thing to fight off these dormant badguy aliens, kinda like a protector of the world but bad shit happened so me and my twin sister had to get into her mech and escape back to earth, to Japan, where everyone thinks my mom causes the asteroid to fall and ruin shit. Ten years later witches are discriminated and feared because they hold so much power, something liek that, maybe reverse, i can’t find my twin sister because i am a faggot and I would have much rather died in the crash and have her be the main character of this show instead of me. Yea, main guy is undesirable. So main guy goes around gets caught by police or something but some other band of colorful witches come and save him. Drama, action, magic. Yea whatever, the designs for this show are actually pretty good, the numerous girl characters are done well and the backgrounds/overall atmosphere is well done, too bad it’s concept is kinda ho-ho whatever and it’s 3d. Getting better guys, but still not quite there yet. Ok, but not for me.
Luck & Logic – Something about 3 worlds which is basically the equivalent as earth, heaven and the underworld got connected and people from those realms are living in the same place now, not sure. Main guy appears to be regular fool, moved to new town/city with dad and little sister, cute. Some scenes later we got 3 magical girls of some sort fighting some shit, I’m assuming demon. Something else happens, whatever. Main guy is evacuated as city is getting ruined, gets approached by some blonde angel looking girl, not that cute, asks to for covenant/contract for power; main guy is ahhh, i should probably do that because I knoe that I am pro and shit but his little is like nooooo, don’t, we moved away because we wanted you to be shit, not pro like you usually are, main guy is like i knoe, sorry but i can’t help it, i’m just too pro gotta help. Said contract is done, transforms to some ugly looking shit with the girl as armor/mech/weapon/shield. Go meet with with other crew that was fighting, helps, beats monster. Ya, whatever, generic done before bullshit, too serious, drama, action. Boring ass designs, bad transformed designs, boring concept, girls are shit looking, main guy is actually ok too bad the world he is in is shit. Whatever.
Nurse Witch Komugi-chan R – This show is a pretty solid throwback to traditional magical girl anime; no murderous ill-intent in exchange for power, no beams, no dark-flame master faggot or rival friend, at least not yet. So we got red haired Komugi, she is dumb but hyper and happy, but is also works in her dad’s clinic, so a nurse, and later meets some standard cute fluff ball creature for power and transforms to nurse witch Komugi-chan, yea, pretty standard. She also does some idol work on the side but kinda shit and dreams of making it big, her other main friend is basically the same shit except x10, just cram in every possible arch-typical role and you got her blue haired friend; school council president, successful star idol, good at sports, smart in school, rich pretty unbelievable. There is some other yellow haired girl not elaborated yet but no doubt the blue and yellow will also get power and form the primary colors trinity of power, yellow girl is a rapper thug 4 life character, wut. Mild comedy, mild action, story, decent. Character designs are kind of on the simple and basic style but good enough, animation is decent, concept is basic but refreshing because no strong gimmick. Might watch more of this due to lack of better other content.
Ooyasan wa Shishunki! – Mini show about some main fool living alone for first time. His landlord is a cute middle school girl with purple hair and neighbor some kind young women. Slice of life that focus on the said characters, not bad. Funny, ok character designs, concept is basic but will probably watch due to lack of better content.
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar – Cool, nice art and backgrounds, however; story is where? I’m still trying to find it, can you show me the way? What the fuck is this shit, basically bootleg sword art online and every other “yo, the game is real life” anime but they take it way to seriously, like there is no jokes or fun to be had and story? What story? This is basically what I saw in the first episode, bunch of fool kids trying to kill some goblin, can’t fight for shit. Flashback, everyone wakes up not knowing where they are, main guy is like, where is my cellphone; then asks, what is a cellphone? Wut. Gets greeted by some gay looking fighting guy, tells them noob basics, everyone is like ok, what do I do. Main guy goes to thief to train and become thief class. Meet teacher, hot women, talking, training is done fast forward. All friends became the standard rpg knight, wizard and hunter shit classes, like RO, goes back to party hunting for goblins, they suck so much, can’t kill shit. Party talks about stupid shit, how wizard girl has big boobs, wizard girl denies it, other girl defends her, fag guy is like yea, i’m a douche, main guy is like yea, i have no idea what i’m doing, priest dude is like, yea, i know everything pretty much, big sword guy is like ya, i’m dead. End episode. What? My main problem with this show is they the main characters are so dumb, they just wholeheartedly accept that their world is now the game world, they obviously came from modern times due to modern clothes and mention of cellphone and shit but after they wake up and meet gay fighter, never question what the fuck they are doing, and continue as they are told. Fuck these guys. Boring ass generic character designs, very well done backgrounds, all girls not that great, all guys faggots to the highest level. Too serious, not worth your time, go watch something better like Game of Thrones, Viking or some other sword and magic shit.
Nijiiro Days – We have main guy, he’s just got dumped on Christmas eve, some random girl dressed as santa comes up to him and gives him tissues, he is happy, likes the girl. The end. Basically, that’s the show, obviously the girl is from his school and she is pretty chill. Has a bunch of gay bros to back him up, bishonen, gay. Main girl is found sleeping in nurses office, too tired all the time, something like that. Main guy and gay bros do stupid shit. Decent character designs, alright animation, concept is ok but generic, obviously for women but I can see why some may like this but not for me.
Assassination Classroom S2 – Continuation of previous show. First episode starts off where the last episode ended kinda. Very shiny graphics and lines for first episode, let’s see how long that lasts.
Mahou Shoujo Nante Mou Ii Desukara – Some bullshit mini show about magical girls, zzzzzzzz. whatever shit, other things to watch. Horrible character design, generic concept, bad. whatever shit.
More to come…
