Kancolle

Waifus of Kancolle Fall 2017 Event

This…has not been a very good event season for boat waifus. Sure I got the big prize which was totally worth it for my effort, a bitch effort but still worth it nevertheless, but at the end of the day I only got 3 new boats, 2 of which were event map drops. Fukkkkkk. Not to mention the fact that I am nearing the end of my boat slot capacity, I had to trash a few shitty destroyers that I got from previous events that I never will probably use even though they are rare and shit. Ah-well. This event was all about the Nishimura Fleet which is cool and all but what’s not cool is now pretty much every drop I got was either someone from the Nishimura Fleet or just shit DDs. This was so evident on the E4 boss path, shitttt. Like everything I got from nodes and even boss node was like Shigure, Mogami and even the Fusou sisters. Sure I get it, this is where they died but it doesn’t mean drops have to be so shit. I got a few rare DDs but it’s funny because they are the same boats I just scrapped to make room, so what’s the point. Shit. Ah-well, main prize boat is wonderful and that’s what matters.

Sado

Map clear reward for E2. Wow whoop dee do, another one of these shitty coastal defense boats which are in every way inferior to destroyers except cheap ability to do opening anti-sub attacks. Man, honestly I am kinda tired of them making these boats, they all look like shit and are useless. I think I have like at least 3-4 of them by now from other events and to this day I haven’t leveled a single one of them yet. I see no need to unless they eventually come out with some event which absolutely requires them, then I’m screwed but for the time being I’m only going to focus on destroyers still as priority. Sado’s design is above average for the coastal defense boats but that’s not saying a lot. I dig the hair color multi-tone and her cheerful smile and fang but that’s about it. Of course I will keep because come on it’s a event reward, you can’t just craft these shits anytime you want.

Mizuho

So I finally got Mizuho, another useless boat, a seaplane tender, which is a class of boats I totally don’t give s shit about. I’ve never ever used them in events so I have no real reason to even bother with them. On the upside however is that Mizuho apparently has like the most seasonal CGs ever, pretty much a change in CG for every occasion for the entire cycle of the year, which is cool but her design itself is nothing to get excited about in my opinion. Nice and might level up for fun but use in actual battle or event? Unlikely.

Suzutsuki

And here she is, Suzutsuki, the fourth Akizuki duck anti-air OP destroyer and her design is pretty damn good. Of course designed by God Shizuma Yoshinori like all the other ducks, she is absolutely one of the best designed between her four predecessors but that’s only because I like white hair (like kashima) and her bigger than average bust, at least compared to her sisters. The Akizuki class of destroyers pretty much all have a similar template to them but it’s a template that works and is modified based on what the boat is supposed to be and the personality they decide to give her. She is a pretty calm but optimistic kind of girl, nowhere near as cold and cool as Hatsuzuki but definitely on the colder side of things in comparison to Akizuki and Teruzuki, the former of which I still do not have. If I were to describe her personality, it would probably be timid and kinda fills that imouto-ish charm that the others don’t have, which I like. She has this gray jacket or fabric draped over her shoulders which is really different from her sisters which makes her stand out more than the others and her very well defined slim torso area and clothing further emphasis her modest above average boobs. Like seriously, look at that damaged CG art, those are some nice under-boobs we have there. She’s also sporting long arm-length white gloves which are a plus and long white stockings which are well suited too. Very sexy indeed. Turrent friends are also star shaped eyed which is always funny and I happen to like those kind of eyes too so that’s a plus. Overall lord Shizuma Yoshinori did an excellent job with Suzutsuki. Will definitely level up for sure. Now, if I can just get Teruzuki fukkkkkkk….

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