One Punch Man punches you a new asshole. Komori-san wa Kotowarenai! has nice boobs. Mobile Suit Gundam – Iron-Blooded Orphans is shit. Peeping Life is 3d meta bullshit.

Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou – This is basically spin off trying to maintain interest and attention for attack on titan and it’s pretty much rehashed joke story version of chibi/super deformed versions of eren yeager and friends except they are all in middle school. what. So story is like yo, i’m eren yeager, i’m the same person i was in the real story, i go to school, i wanna get my revenge on titans but i’m way more annoying and a bitch because now i go to regular middle school and I look like shit, titan eat mai lunch, gotta kill etc. i don’t mind chibi and super deformed characters but the design of the characters are so weird looking, like the proportions of their head and body look like shit. whatever. done before, super bait, not even that funny. music ok, char designs shit, story whatever, premise is creative, but i was expecting better execution. tho best part is the ghetto opening theme song, gg. ok, but so spin. whatever. might watch more but kind of disappointing.

Comet Lucifer – I dunno some original anime about some space bullshit and  some crystal magical girl that is essential to run the main mech. whatever. With a name like comet lucifer I was expecting maybe light novel stupid shit but instead i got an adventure, adventure of some faggot and his ride around some city on a hover segway meeting and greeting townsfolk. Meets up with some girl friend I think and they do some shit, end up in a cave, dunno why. they find some crystal thing and trigger some magical girl and then some badguy mech appears, and then crystal girl calls on main mech to fight. i dunno. whatever. boring generic bullshit. main character is undesirable fool, his girlfriend is whatever, even main crystal girl doesn’t that good. kinda shit. whatever. bad.

One-Punch Man – I knew this was going to be the shit, and it is. One punch man is one bad ass motherfucker. Killing them fools with a single punch, don’t mess with this bitch. Probably one of the best so far this season. Basically about a bald guy who is a hero as a hobby in city but because he trained so hard, he’s become too strong and kills everything with one punch, thus the name of the show. I actually read a good hunk of the stylized manga when I first heard of this series which looks pretty good but the real original material looks really shit, like, stickman or elementary school leveling drawing but i guess that’s part of it’s charm/original appeal. In one fight sequence the music sounds like Slayer’s raining blood, lol, fucking metal man, hardcore shit. Enemies and characters look like jokes, butt chin kid. lol wtf. main guy himself looks derp when not fighting. Anyways there’s not much you say about this, great concept, pacing, good character designs, great animation, good music, good hype beginning. good shit, watch more for sure.

Onsen Yousei Hakone-chan – 5 minute mini show about some girl who appears that is the guardian of the wells/hotspring. meets main guy, tells him who she is, dude doesn’t believe etc hi jinks whatever. guardian girl is really short not that cute in my opinoin. design is pretty ho-um. done before premise, decent designs, whatever, not good enough.

Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry – this is basically the same shit as the earlier generic school fighting magic anime, Gakusen Toshi Asterisk. very similar premise, very similar story, very similar powers/ranking kind of thing, similar character composition etc. However, despite this it manages to be still not bad entertaining cause the main guy here is actually pretty brave, defies the usual main character “I am gay and scared of women” syndrome, pretty cool/chill/witty and the girl is usual tsundere princess girl with a ulterior royal motive for being a “magic knight” or so they call it. The subtitle for this show is like “a tale of the worst one” since the guy is supposed to be the most shit in the school but of course that’s not really the case, but it’s the usual main guy I AM BASICALLY LIKE EMIYA SHIROU who’s got the I am so weak can’t do shit thing, but I actually can be the best if I use my power right. So guy can basically copy other people’s special moves and stuff and teleport. Isn’t that good enough? actually isn’t that pretty OP? So ya main girl has like fire and magic projectiles stuff again etc. Pretty cute design, has the mini-twintail hair ribbons thing going on and not a complete bitch. Good I like. Complaint that I have is that the subs I got from horrible are pretty well, horrible shit. Yellow subs? wtf is this? 1999? dunno about that choice. done before concept and story, generic, but good enough designs, cute girl and decent main dude make it ok, might watch more. we’ll see.

Mobile Suit Gundam – Iron-Blooded Orphans – Alright, let’s do this. Can sunrise and bandai deliver something better than last year’s bullshit that is reconguista in g? can they produce something original that appeals to all demographics and not have butt ugly shit looking designs and characters that are actually you know, likable? Short answer, no. This one seems to try and cater to women again, with an extremely large cast of men from what I’ve seen so far, likely gay. Only 2 girls to be seen, usual blonde princess and some civilian default win girl i guess. whatever. So story is like yo, we on mars cause they have water and shit you know, humans are like so good and shit, we terraformed mars and people living on there now. cue usual gundam political world drama, etc etc, we want mars independence a la zeon/zaft/(insert other gundam series) so ya something like that. Main guy, I think it’s main guy, looks like shit, dead round looking eyes, boring bitch. Main princess girl is kinda shit looking designs but at least has a “I wanna know the real shit” personality. Gunt mechas look like tanks and are short/small, at least from what I saw so far. The standard, oh noes we gonnaa get attacked, time for gundam to appear is expected. Gundam design is interesting, the face is cool but i’m not so sure about the rest of the body, it’s really weird proportioned, like the waist is super small and it’s arms and legs are long/big. No op sequence, just ending credits with the song. I’ll probably watch next ep to see op but other than that, I don’t see anything worth watching here. Done before, generic, ugly character designs, decent mecha design. NO BEAMS TO BE SEEN YET. yea, kinda shit but we’ll see.

Komori-san wa Kotowarenai! – Mini show about a girl who can’t say no to helping people and stands out too much. Girl is really really tall and has really big jiggly boobs. lol. She is pretty attractive/cool/ good design/nice/boobs. pretty funny. I like how in every scene her boobs jiggle in some really unrealistic way and her 2 friends don’t really notice it or address it, at least not yet. Two friends is kinda darkish skinned blonde twintail emo hair girl and other is plain/conservative, lazy/scheming girl with dead eyes, lol nice. I like this show, will watch more forsure.

JK Meshi! – full 3d mini-show about 3 girls doing stupid shit…I think it’s about cooking stuff. I like shows about food but I dunno, this may be too ghetto even for me. we’ll see but likely drop.

Peeping Life S1 – Yo, wtf is this shit. Based on the name of the show you’ll think this is some anime based off some light novel or some jokes slice of life or comedy/harem. What did I get? Basically some bullshit improv rotoscoping/ full 3d shit models of oldschool anime characters like astroboy, casshern and other old ass tatsunoko characters living daily life and talking shit to one another like normal people doing daily things/struggles. First sketch is like astroboy talking shit to his creator and his “dad” is like “what are you doing”, “why you gotta be this way” and ends up talking about how to pick up girls and shit. wtf. next sketch is dornago or masked guy and the women villian talking shit to one another and arguing about getting a bike repaired and how much it’s gonna cost. wtf. It should be noted that all of these sketches are a single static angle, no change, and that all of the voices are literally just normal people talking shit to each other so in my mind they just video taped some improv acting with motion capture and made them into 3d models and called it anime. lol wut. interesting idea, cool concept, but execution pretty bad man, so stale. The problem is that i don’t give a shit about these oldschool characters, if they were more modern ones it might be jokes but man does anyone give a shit? maybe some old Japanese anime fans maybe? It’s pretty horrible for anime but the concept is so wtf I just may end up watching this while mobile gaming/sitting around being a lazy bitch. we’ll see.

More to come…