Osomatsu-san is oldschool cool. Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shouta has a cute bunny girl. Subete ga F ni Naru has an elephant shirt. DD Hokuto no Ken 2 is already dead.
DD Hokuto no Ken 2 – Ichigo Aji+ – Fist of the North Star chibi spin-off. Basically re-telling/re-adaptation of original Fist of the North Star story except jokes. Kenshiro is like fuck, I was supposed to be the END OF THE CENTURY SAVIOR; WHERE IS MY END OF CENTURY? So basically the mad max post-apocalyptic world didn’t come to be and everything is regular, what is Kenshiro supposed to do then? GO TO END OF CENTURY ACADEMY, that’s what bitch. So he meets his kid fools from the original and they are teens now and his purpose is to bring jokes and laughter to the boring ass lifeless people at the school and whatever. Design and art overall pretty shaky and ghetto but I guess that’s the way it’s supposed to be, pass, good enough I’ll take. At the very end there is a small segment dedicated to Thouzer and his crew but it’s realistic style and post-apocalyptic, he then explains that his spin-off manga is getting a part in this anime so ya, lol jokes. Good shit, watch for sure. ATATATATATATATAATATA. Your already dead.
Concrete Revolutio – Something about aliens and superhumans. Something along the lines of, yo, gotta protect them alien super heros on earth, we part of an organization that protects shit or whatever. Main character is some girl, alien girl on earth, aliens are common occurrences i think and people know but some have magic and powers shit. The main girl is magical girl, transforms and has got transformation sequence. Puts the new sailor moon to shame, that’s what I except from a transformation sequence. Anyways main guy is some boring dude who works for the organization to protect aliens/magical being or whatnot, goes to magical girl who is working as a maid in cafe for help catching some bad dudes or something. Stuff happen and then bad guy transforms into a bigger version of himself, a la power rangers. Some random other big good guy robot looking alien shows up and fights it. Main girl is like, is he good? main guy is like, ya i guess. Help. After bad guy dead good guy dies and they feel sad, but he not really dead. main girl is angry at something I don’t really get it, is the guy dead or what? who knows. This show is kinda everywhere, feels like an original production since it feels kinda choppy and random at times. Concept is ok i guess, main girl is ok, main guy is ok, art is kinda shit, animation is kinda shit, not really interested in this. not for me, whatever.
Osomatsu-san – So this show is about 6 brothers living their life and shit right but the original anime is oldschool, black and white from the 60’s. Paying homage to oldschool creator something about it’s been 80’s years since something, i guess anime or creators birth or whatever. So the show starts like black and white with 4:3 screen aspect ratio and grainy, the 6 brothers, who look identical are just derping around and talking about what they should do to commemorate the 80 years and what kind of new anime they should do for modern times. Talking about showa era shit, and complain how they are not wanted by today’s anime fans etc etc. After a few minutes they decide to make new anime catered to the tastes of today’s youth. Cue GAY IDOL ANIME DANCE SEQUENCE. LOL JOKES. WTF. The guys have transformed into a team of gay multi-colored faggots suited to women’s anime tastes with modern character designs. lololol. Usual gay anime introduction of the brothers one by one as they walk into BL ACADEMY. LOL FUCKING JOKES. Some shit happens later and they lose their power and revert back to their ugly ass oldschool designs. This is a show where all of it’s characters are self aware of itself being an anime. Excellent concept, good enough character designs for what it is, jokes, I will watch another ep of this show just to see if they ever use those gay designs again.
High School Star Musical – Title of show pretty much sums up what’s it about. Gay musical anime for women with ugly looking pretty boys. Designs are shit and boring and songs are shit. Main guy and main gay #2 are in musical/dance school. wanna be in the school pro idol school. They do tryouts and sing and dance etc you get the idea. Add in a few songs and dances here and there and that’s what this show is. Not sure if this is the first musical anime but it’s certainly pretty shit. At least they don’t do rotoscoping for the dance sequences. Whatever, bad.
Dance with Devils – This is pretty much the same genre as the above musical anime but done better in pretty much every possible way. So show starts with some cult looking summoning ritual and some chanting and organs going on, some girl is in the middle of the ritual. End sequence. Now we are in normal day time and main girl is like cooking some shit for her mom at home. Mom is a translator of english or something, whatever. Goes to school, gets called to student counsel for breaking a rule. she goes to the counsel and meets all the guys, usual bishonen archetypes but the designs are much better and says she didn’t do shit. President does some magical shit to her but gets stopped because of some charm she wears, ends. Walks out unharmed and with no knowledge. Go home, home raided, mom missing. Scared, some black design gay boys attack her, then student president comes and saves her. the end. So yea, this actually has a story and the music production and overall animation quality is much much higher than that other musical shit show, songs better too. Would watch if I was gay or a women, but no. Not for me.
Sakurako-san no Ashimoto ni wa Shitai ga Umatteiru – What a waste. This show is pretty good but is painfully handicapped with an extremely gay and annoying bitch main character. So basically normal days and shit main faggot goes to some place to visit this women for some reason, not really sure why. Women loves bones, collects skeletons and stuff of animals and shit. She and THE BOY go around driving to places and start digging for animal bones and shit. The women is pretty cool, ok looking, older than faggot and knows her shit. Whenever THE BOY is around, they always dig human remains up and the women goes all happy and shit for finding some dead bodies. Boy’s fate is to always be a faggot and call police to report the skeletons while the women is like yo man, wtf r u doing, these are mine. ruins her shit, my skull bitch. So police come and they do some shit, women ends up helping police with other dead bodies found, she is like pro forensic scientist and shows the police how to do their job and investigate the bodies etc. Good concept, decent designs, murder mystery kinda, mild humor, horribly annoying and undesirable main faggot. On the fence with this cause THE BOY is so annoying. Hope I can survive his faggotry.
Tantei Team KZ Jiken Note – 10 minute show about some elementary school girl and her 3-4 gay boy friends and they go and solve insignificant mysteries like, who ate Satoshi’s lunch or whatever. Boring, bad concept, bad designs, horrible pacing. Shit show.
Fushigi na Somera-chan – 3 minute show about some random shit. Main girl has powers or something to do shit. Whatever, forgettable, bad designs, bad idea. Nice drawing at the ending. Whatever.
Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shouta – So like, this is another magic school harem/action show. ok. basically all the workings of the usual but more ok. main char is captain of 35 test platoon, which consists of himself (sword fool), blonde funny sniper girl, lazy smart computer/engineer girl and a new transfer girl (handgun) who is added that was part of some “inquisition” which I’m assuming is along the lines of the real army so yea, usual snobby, pro girl who wants nothing to do with them. Boobs. The school uniform designs is kind of similar to titans designs which emphasizes the girls boobs with a belt just below their chest. Nice. So some lazing around going on. Mild funny with blonde bunny sniper girl, action going on. Sword man made fun of because he uses swords, but can actually stop time/is really fast, can slice/deflect bullets etc the usual. So snobby girl and main guy don’t get along and end up doing some shit on mission or something, snobby girl gets angry at not saving something, some dead people or whatever, says to him doing it for revenge against all magic users/witches. Their platoon is supposed to hunt witches or magic users or something, not really sure. End episode. Kind of confusing first ep, but it’s not bad. Different enough that the others of it’s kind with ok char designs, animation and concept. Main guy is chill, not a wuss, ok. Maybe watch more to see.
Subete ga F ni Naru – Some smart people talk about shit and something and rich girl gets her way talking with smart people. Yea, I have no idea what this shit is about. Some sensei at a university/school i think doing some things, main girl is rich/powerful, talks to him. elephant shirt. They talk for about 70% of the show about how are you, how are you feeling, what do you want to do with occasional cut-in from other students/aides talking about computer labs and something. Sensei is i’m guessing super smart. Girl sees some shit name on his computer, some famous genius girl. Goes to meet her, isolated place chats with her etc. Goes back and talks to sensei and friends. More talk etc. show ends with plans to go meet and talk with smart genius girl. wut. From what I can gather, this could be about programming or computers is just some kinds of general philological/mystery show. Whatever. boring. can’t even comment on shit boring designs. whatever dropped from a mountain. Not for me.
Kowabon – Some rotoscoping mini horror show. So 2 girls video chatting online, one is like oh hey, I need your opinion on what to wear tomorrow and throughout their conversation, weird things keep on appearing in the video feed for the other girl. Cue mildly spooky music and the girl gradually getting scared then mini jump scared dead. Whatever. Shitty art, design, what concept. Best part was that it was over and I got to see the actual actors in which they traced to produce this shit. The girls look pretty good looking in real life, so I don’t understand why they look so shit traced. Whatever, next.
Think few more to come…