Anime Review Spring Season

Spring Anime 2017 Part IV

I think that about wraps up most of the shows for this Spring Season. Ye, some good stuff here and surprising nothing horrendously bad which is quite a miracle actually. Waifus in line ready to go, yep.

Sin – Nanatsu no Taizai – Based off a collection of figures illustrated by Nishii, some of which I personally own myself this anime series is pretty straightforward and simple with that in mind. Boobs, lots of boobs, pantyshots and lewdness in general. So it’s like this, the fallen angel Lucifer has been banished from heaven and is sent to hell as punishment. Lucifer is a blonde girl with big boobs but is very rash and such like a rebel. When she falls into hell she meets Leviathan a funny and cheerful purple haired girl with big boobs who is a demon, her goal is to become one of the seven deadly sins, a group of 7 demons that rule the netherworld and such. After meeting the chained up Lucifer and some fangirling over her; Lucifer is apparently super famous in hell as well cause she is pro and such. Naked heavily censored boob sucking scene ensues between Leviathan and Lucifer; yep looks like everyone is gay in this world. Lucifer is like, wut r u doing, let me go show me to the leaders of hell, I am going to conquer this place, be the demon lord. Levi is like ok, takes her to the place where the seven deadly sins are having a meeting. Introduce the seven deadly sins, all girls are interesting designs and match their figure counterparts pretty spot on.  After some talk and fighting between Satan and Lucifer, the current demon lord, Belial shows up and fights Lucifer. Lucifer gets owned at first and Belial cuts off her angel wings, in the process freeing her from heaven’s binding and she grows demon horns, powering up and thus owning Belial but before the finishing blow Belial opens a portal to the human world and banishes Lucifer and Leviathan into it. Lucifer wakes up and meets a priest girl student in a church, one she met before and stabs her. Wut, why? End episode. Well then, that was what I was kinda expecting. Excellent character designs, ok animation and decent premise. For a series based off a line of illustrations and figures it’s not bad.  Tons of boobs and fanservice, actually so much boobs that a good portion of the show is censored with these black magic rune spell things covering up pantyshots and bare naked boobs. It’s a shame really since the only reason you would want to watch this is for fan service. Either way I know that an uncensored version is available and that a few sub groups are going to do it. Will watch uncensored version from now on. 80’s ending music sequence, lol nice.

Kenka Banchou Otome – Girl Beats Boys – Some mini show about a fag looking boy that is starting his first year at a new highschool. The highschool is known as a place where gangsters and hoodlums reign supreme. Everything is resolved by fist fighting and such. Main boy is the brother of some famous gangster allegedly and has a reputation already. However, the show tells me that the actual younger brother didn’t want to go to the school and instead in his place, asked his little sister to go in his stead with his name. Ok, so ya, that is this show; main boy is faggy because he is actually a girl in disguise. Heh. We have a girl in place of some gangster youngster boy. Girl is actually very strong and can fight aswell but is nice unlike her bros and such. Meet cast of other gangsters who want to beat him up for status and etc unaware that she is a girl and such. Either way, this is a show for women with the boys being typical bishonen style. Not bad concept and designs actually for what this is but not my thing.

Room Mate – Last season there was a mini show called “One Room” which you take on a first person perspective and some random dude and you basically meet girls and date them. Kind of. Sort of. Maybe? Either way the outcome was after about 3 mini episodes and mild drama “you” would “win” the girl and be on good terms with and or implied relationship would be started, after start the next girl and another 3 episodes of a new “you” and a new girl to get. This show is essentially the female version of that show except with the biggest difference being that “you” are a girl set to be the new manager or landlady of a dorm that has 3 dudes in it. Ye. that gay. So ya, the main problem here is that I see is that the guys are pretty shitty. Lol even by bishonen standards, they are pretty horrible. The animation is pretty shit as well, let alone the lacklustre character designs. “One Room” had good designs and cute girls, the budget seems one step above, while this thing is several notches below that standard. Ah well too bad for the girl version.

Fukumenkei Noise – The main girl is a bitch. This is a show for women. If a girl likes this show she is a bitch and a ho. Alright it’s like this. From what I remember the main girl likes to sing and shit. She has been eternally sad for like 10 years because the boy(s) that she met when she was a kid all moved away from her or whatever. She just “lalalalalalala’s” some song that one of the boys wrote when they were kids. This continues for 10 years as illustrated by the montage of her growing up and her coming back to the beaches and singing her shit. When she goes to highschool she wears the sick mask on her mouth cause she is a bitch and thinks she is better than everyone else. Later she sees this light music band perform at the entrance ceremony. One of the guitar guys is one of the boys that left her when she was a kid, she starts singing along to the song and it stops the performance, as it TRIGGERS the guitar boy and he runs off the stage. Main bitch follows him and they have a TRIGGERED reunion of mixed emotions, and it comes to the point where the boy is all like, no bitch don’t speak to me anymore, but the main bitch is all like, “I don’t care if he hates me now, all that matters is that I found him” stalker much? You think that would be it but it gets worse. The main vocalist of the light music band, a girl that obviously likes the boy sees this and feels insecure, runs away. Later on when it comes for the band to perform again they can’t find the vocalist cause she feels emotions or whatever and just can’t. They ask the main bitch girl cause she apparently can sing and she accepts, with great reluctance from the of main guitar boy. Prior of this arrangement however the main bitch girl also happens to see the OTHER BOY that left her when she was a kid, and that’s all she can think of. When she gets on stage to perform, she goes into her own world and sings passionately like a angry bitch who just wants to let all her emotions out in an attempt to get the OTHER BOY to notice her. WHAT THE FUCK. THIS BITCH. The band members are all like yo what the fuck it sounds so angry and shit but the crowd likes this different style. Of course the OTHER BOY does eventually notices and checks out the auditorium and shit. End episode. Fuck this bitch. Holy shit this girl is a ho. Who are you after women? The guitar boy you were so happy to find again or the OTHER BOY. FUCK. Nope, this is a shit show that should be burned. NSFW. Not Safe For Women.

100% Pascal-sensei – Some bullshit crack show about drugs or at least the creators were on drugs. It’s only like 10 minutes mini show for kids but it somehow managed to attract 0 of my attention besides the ending sequence which for some reason was live action with a bunch of kids dressed up in persian or indian clothes with a japanese speaking BROWN guy turban and all dancing and shit. what the hell is this? lol. The main character is some blob thing at school except a teacher for kids? Dunno. NSFC. Not Safe For Children.

PriPri Chii-chan!! – Some cancer show about some blob and shit going to school and meeting a girl with purple hair or something. Honestly I didn’t really watch the show, just skimmed but whatever. Might aswell put the same description here as 100% Pascal-sensei, cause it has almost exactly the same feeling.

There might be a few more shows I missed or such but for the most part all notable shows should be acconted for. Overall this season is not bad, there is a lot of mainstream baity shows that I will end up watching eventually such as Titans and All MIGHT. Which is fine and also a few sequels to popular shows that I never got on to. Surprisingly not much gay shows, idol shows, mech shows or even sports shows but a decent amount of slice of life, drama, fantasy, comedy, magical-girl/fanservice fare which is cool by me.

Try to watch for sure: Frame Arms Girl, Shingeki no Kyojin S2, THE iDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS Theater, Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Akashic Records, Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine, Sakura Quest, Seikaisuru Kado, Boku no Hero Academia, Eromanga-sensei, Twin Angel BREAK, Hinako Note, Sin Nanatsu no Taizai

On the Fence but probably not: Jew Salesman NEW, Alice to Zouroku, Re-Creators, Sagrada Reset

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